Glenn has a photo album of Montmartre (Paris) now online. See here.

Glenn thought to himself, "Paris", closed his eyes and he was there!

New Photo Album: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Glenn wonders why you would dig a messy garden when for only $799 you could have a Smart Garden™ gardening system.

Glenn is waking to the sound of roosters on the farm. He's a Georgia country boy now!

Glenn has released his latest Kilroy essay: "Dorothy and the Ruby Slippers"

Glenn used to think of Jupiter as sterile and devoid of life, but he's warming up to it. He may dally here. It's not the worst place in the universe!

Glenn has no great love for Jupiter but is back there nonetheless.

G is preserving his copy of the SkyMall™ catalog (found in the seatback pocket in front of him) to record the wretched excess of the pre-crash period.

Glenn is homeless in Fort Lauderdale at midnight, with no Wal-Mart nearby. How will he survive?

Glenn has done some fact checking on the UFO Hunters episode. Don't get your knickers in a bunch!

Glenn has some pretty pictures from San Diego online (but he's no longer there)

Glenn wants to remind everyone that you can get LIVE WORMS at Wal-Mart! They're in a refridgerator in the fishing section... should you need them.

Glenn did lunch today with a big-time TV producer in L.A. The producer wants to make him a star, but Glenn is reluctant.

Glenn has published a new account of "Free Sleeping" in South Florida.

Glenn wonders how it can be raining in San Diego when the forecast called for "0%" chance of precipitation. He's feeling it!

Glenn wants to write a song with the lines:"This is where I begin. This is where you must end. No you can't come over here,even if you are my friend."

Just For Men™

Posted on a friend's Wall...

Glenn has published a new Kilroy essay: "Fight the Evil of the Capitalist Commercial Agenda."

Area 51 Border Location

Posted on my Wall...

Glenn has posted his photos from the Green River Missile Complex (the "new Area 51" according to Popular Mechanics)

Glenn is exploring the "new Area 51" at Green River, Utah. This is cool! It's a a DRIVE-IN secret base. Taking lots of pix!

Photos from Silver Plume, Colorado

UFO Hunters Area 51 Episode - Instant Review

Glenn's mother, after viewing the UFO Hunters Area 51 episode, said: "You know, it must be an enormous challenge to fill in all this television...

...programming."

Glenn tried to watch television today but was unsuccessful. Any more than 15 minutes triggers a gag reflex.

Glenn Joined Some Groups and Fan Pages

New Photos Added: Gatlinburg

Glenn is PUTTING HIS LIFE AT RISK in a new 20-second promo for next Wednesday's "UFO Hunters" episode! (See his Wall to view the promo.)...

... Dodging Death Daily!

New Photos Added: Great Smoky Mountains